Last night was the Rocky Wrestling Federation's 2nd wrestling extravaganza
in Sacramento, California and it was an absolute blast!
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We had been building up the drama for the past month and a half and it all
came to a head last night. After announcing his new enforcer, The Judge,
Rocky Wrestiling Federation commissioner Dick Moldy announced the
matches for the evening. The teams of Cover Them Boobies (made up of
Steven Bitcher, Pal Penis, and the StepSon) met up with the new PMS (made up
on Phat, Cheri, and Douche Twatus) in a 3-on-3 Texas Tornado style match set
for 1 fall. The girls dominated the match, throwing Pal Penis into the wall
several times. Steven Bitcher made a comeback by breaking through the girls'
clothesline maneuver and knocking them over. In a moment of zen, the StepSon
realized that Cover Them Boobies was not the group for him and knocked out
Steven Bitcher, covering him with Cheri and taking the win for the girls. He
has returned to being the StepFather and showed his pride by strutting his
pimpin' self with the girls.

Edgie broke through the crowd and performed as Eddie, much to the dismay of
one of our trannies, Maven. She kicked him and in retaliation, he chased her
up the aisle. He proceeded to carry her back down, kicking and screaming.
Maven's tag team partner, Taiwan, smacked Edgie with a cookie sheet (just
giving him a taste of what was to come later in the night). Once Edgie was
knocked out, his tag team partner, Mongrel came to his aid, but also got hit
with the cookie sheet. Taiwan strutted back up the aisle with Edgie's title
belt and Maven in tow.

With her frusatration looming, Pita butted Shane McMoon in the crotch with a
crutch. She laid a hard blow to his leg with the crutch. His sister,
Stephanie McMoon, came to his aid and demanded a retaliation match against
Pita. Dick Moldy, the commissioner of the RWF, announced the match, but with
a twist. This match was to be a garter match - first lady with her garter
removed lost. Both parties agreed and the match was scheduled for dinner
scene. Once the match was underway, both girls got in some good hits and
hair pulling. The short match was ended by Pita ripping off the garter of
Stephanie McMoon and taking the win.

The Main Event - Earlier in the night, Dick Moldy, the commissioner of the
RWF, had announced a Tables, Ladders and Cookie Sheets Match. This match had
been made No Disqualifications to make it as fair as possible and was to
take place during "I'm Going Home". Taiwan and Maven brought down the ladder
and Edgie and Mongrel grabbed the table. The match got underway and the two
teams paired off. Mongrel and Maven both held their own, with Mongrel
attempting to throw Maven and Maven sliding down Mongrel's back with a punch
to retaliate. Edgie and Taiwan shared some good hits as well, and started
their ascent up the ladder. After a few steps, Edgie put Taiwan in a
headlock, trying to take her out. Maven broke free from Mongrel with a
strong kick, and some help from the enforcer, The Judge, and hit Edgie with 
a low blow, giving Taiwan the opportunity to punch Edgie off of her. Edgie reeled 
backwards and went through the table (which he had written Taiwan's name on). 
Maven and Taiwan took the victory and the title belt and are the new champions of 
the Rocky Wrestling Federation.

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Now for those of you who are wondering what the hell this was all about,
Under Sedation celebrated it's 5th birthday last night with our favorite
theme night, wrestling. We had a good crowd at our 1st wrestling night and
it was such a blast, we just had to do it again.

Our audience count was low, but larger than expected on the weekend after
Halloween. The audience just loved it, waving signs in adoration of the
various characters. The cheers when Edgie went through the table were
fabulous! :)

If any of you ever get a chance to do a wrestling show, I highly suggest it.
It's a blast, it is a great crowd please, and always seems to get a good
response.. Just make sure you have everyone sign release forms ahead of
time, just in case! :)

Pictures soon to follow!

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-Jessica Friesen
jessica@onemain.com
Under Sedation, Cast Mom and official Internet Geek
http://tech.jps.net/~jfriesen - My lame-ass page
http://www.sacrocky.org - Under Sedation's site