Smerf
   

Birthday:  4-25-81

City you live in:  Sacramento

E-mail:  rockersmerf@aol.com

When did you lose your Rocky virginity:  as a baby when my mom was on cast

When did you first perform with Under Sedation?:  August 4th 2000 if you don't count the time Kat dragged me on stage.

What other casts have you performed with?  T-town transvestites, Tacoma Washington Lincoln plaza

So why did you join Under Sedation?:  I show up all the time anyways, figured I get in for free J/K.

Favorite thing to order at Coffee:  Grasshopper and a Garden burger.

Favorite Rocky Song:  Toucha touch me.

If I were an ice cream flavor, I'd be:  Chunky Monkey.

Turn-Ons:  Bossy.loud,independant,strong tom-boyish women who look like fairuza balk or Angelina Jolie.

Turn-Offs:  Whiney,trendy,"perky" blondes with big breasts.

Fetishes:  I'm very conservative. Whips and chains handcuffs and spankings.

Favorite Musicians:  Ozzy Osbourne, Bob Marley, Eric clapton, Bradley Noel Kurt Cobaine and Dexter Holland.

Favorite Movies (REAL ones):  Braveheart, First Knight, Heavy metal, Akira, Rocky(the boxing movie) Raising Arizona, Hackers, Salt Lake city punk, The crow.

Favorite Porno:  Senor Hombre and his barn yard friends.

Favorite Party Game:  Truth or dare (good excuse to start the orgy)

The celebrity people say I most look like is:  Dexter Holland.

Celebrity you'd most like to fuck:  Fairuza Balk and Angelina Jolie with liv Tyler watching.

Number of people on cast I've slept with:  None (I only drove her home I SWEAR!!)

The funniest thing that ever happened at an Under Sedation show:  Jamie doing Trixie. or anything from rocky is raw.

My favorite Rocky Horror Related Memory:  First night in town and how happy the cast was to see someone on a friday.

Favorite Audience Member(s):  I love everyone here, but most of them are cast so...